[ Wherever Felix goes, it seems like there is another shadow that follows him. Joonghyuk isn't even trying to hide that he's following him. He just is.
How he's dressed? He's dressed in a well-fitted outfit that fits Felix's world setting, very handsome and sleek, but the style is boring. It's meant to not draw attention to him, but unfortunately he attracts eyes because someone wrote him to have a face the universe is obsessed with. ]
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and for stinky girl, well i guess they're both smelly
[This is not the first time Felix has been followed. He's had many shadows over the years: attentive members of the city guard, yearning ex-lovers, resentful partners of said yearning ex-lovers, and of course, assassins. He's learned to discern which is which fairly quickly, but this specific personage has him stumped. He has no idea how to categorize this man. He can't detect rage or yearning, and he would have remembered that face if they had a dalliance in the past? That leaves either city guard or assassin, but he's not in uniform for the former, and well -- he doesn't feel like the latter.
Not that Felix knows any assassins. Normally, they just show up to try and kill him, and then either leave or die. Also, none of them were as beautiful as this man??? Death comes with the face of an angel...
Eventually, Felix stops leading his shadow on a merry chase throughout the city, ducking under the striped awning of a florist shop, where he waits for Joonghyuk to emerge from the crowd. Once he does, he'll find Felix with a bouquet in his arms, gesturing at him with the ease of someone speaking to a friend, and not a complete stranger.]
[ It must be difficult because Joonghyuk has the countenance of someone here to assassinate, but also one efficient enough where Felix wouldn't have taken so many breaths without at least one attempt. There is a lack of emotion in his pursuit aside from focus.
Joonghyuk isn't unnerved when Felix refers to him. He wasn't quite in hiding, having allowed the populace to see him, but he isn't happy to receive the man's attention, either. Actually, he may seem a tinge annoyed by his overly familiar tone.
There's a moment of pause as he stands there, eyes lowered to the bouquet. ]
Purple is the color of luxury and royalty, if that is the message you wished to convey.
[Joonghyuk's reply doesn't enlighten Felix any, but it does the next best thing, which is entertain. As a reward, Felix shoots him a grin, which is a totally normal thing to do when talking to a stranger exuding 'probably a killer' vibes.]
It is now, I suppose.
[and he presents the bouquet with a flourish to joonghyuk. surprise king]
[ thinking about it..... maybe the would do that. It's about entertaining the goddamned Constellations, after all. curses kim dokja's name for no reason ]
[ This is rude. That was good insight and Felix is not impressed? Joonghyuk would have stabbed him if he were in a worse mood, but he's all right. Just watching him.
He doesn't accept it. ]
As your guard, I'm entitled to know your destination.
[ Spoken like a true king, or someone with a lot of ego. ]
Felix does at least stop grinning, looking surprised instead. He rests the rejected bouquet on his shoulder, glancing up at this guy whose gaze feels decidedly un-guardlike. But maybe that's just because Felix is annoying,]
[ If only he could stab her, too. The universe is so cruel to him.
Felix is annoying and unfortunately he has to see how far his patience can last. His dark gaze stays on him, even though it also takes in their surroundings. Any twitch different around them, any new swatch of color, Joonghyuk is watching.
While it doesn't matter if Felix knows his name, Joonghyuk believes he should be addressed with respect— ]
[Maybe the universe is cruel to Yoo Joonghyuk because he calls himself Kim Dokja during random subscenarios? Felix accepts this as his name because he has no reason to believe that his dashing guard would LIE to his face? He wanders off... to the counter to pay for his flowers,]
Did you know, Dokja, that you are the tallest guard I've ever had? And I've had many guards.
[and then out of the shop, chatting away with the one person in this world who is currently forced to put up with him]
[ Felix may learn why Joonghyuk would lie about his name in the near future when he causes trouble and gains awful rapport. That'll be under Dokja's reputation, not his own.
He watches and follows, not saying a word. Even when Felix tries to start conversation, there is a pause before he answers... Like he's debating if this is worth the trouble. ]
What of it?
[ Joonghyuk doesn't think he's that tall. Tall, yes, but he has met taller... He is a small speck, but he is grateful to not be puny like a certain writer. ]
[Felix hears the pause and waits, because it's a toss-up whether or not a bodyguard chooses to engage with Felix, whether or not they succumb to his charm or to his irritating persistence, whether or not they're there to keep him safe or just there to watch him for the sake of agendas far more important than Felix's own.
And then Joonghyuk answers, even if it's a nothing answer to match Felix's nothing comment,]
'What of it'? [he shakes his head in mock-distress] Said like a man who's never had to reach for something on a high shelf.
[this is doubly stupid because felix is tall too, though not as tall as dokjahyuk]
[ He's quiet about this, too, because he has no memories of being a child... Felix doesn't even know, but he hit a nerve on his existential crisis. Just a little bit, though. ]
My duties as your bodyguard doesn't include reaching for items you can get yourself.
[ Joonghyuk's expression hasn't changed, except the aura does. It's one that twists in annoyance because he did not ask for details. It isn't so much more annoyance yet as he's trying to gauge how grating he finds Felix's voice. ]
Yes, I do.
[ And if anything he thinks he has enough speed to race a regular horse. A cosmic horror horse, he isn't as sure about. ]
[ There's no way Joonghyuk is going to win over a horse really quickly. Those creatures are full of anxiety and murder. He still has to carry confidence, at least with sticking close to Felix. ]
It's not a surprise you've found affinity with a troublesome horse.
[ Granted Joonghyuk would, too. Anyway, show him your horse. ]
[there should be a comparison made between horses and yjh...]
That's quite a bold statement to make upon our first meeting.
[it is funny though because it's true... Felix will lead him to the stables so he can meet Camellia]
I only own Camellia, who in turns, owns my heart and soul. [camellia narrows her horse eyes in challenge at Yoo Joonghyuk.... felix reaches up to distract her with some pats] She's seen me at my worst, and I've raised her since she was a foal. Is she not the most beautiful creature you've ever seen?
[ To varying degrees. They meet Camellia and she is a beautiful horse... Joonghyuk watches her carefully, eyes narrowing in turn, as Felix voices his horse girl ways.
Silence, but not cowed. Because Camellia is just a horse. ]
Her coat is well brushed.
[ A compliment. She is beautiful, but she's leering at him. ]
let me know this man
How he's dressed? He's dressed in a well-fitted outfit that fits Felix's world setting, very handsome and sleek, but the style is boring. It's meant to not draw attention to him, but unfortunately he attracts eyes because someone wrote him to have a face the universe is obsessed with. ]
and for stinky girl, well i guess they're both smelly
My sub-scenario is taking care of this man.
(pleading)
Not that Felix knows any assassins. Normally, they just show up to try and kill him, and then either leave or die. Also, none of them were as beautiful as this man??? Death comes with the face of an angel...
Eventually, Felix stops leading his shadow on a merry chase throughout the city, ducking under the striped awning of a florist shop, where he waits for Joonghyuk to emerge from the crowd. Once he does, he'll find Felix with a bouquet in his arms, gesturing at him with the ease of someone speaking to a friend, and not a complete stranger.]
What do you think?
[JUST ASKS THIS GUY A RANDOM QUESTION]
THEY BOTH SMELL
even tho u suck at babysitting
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This one is no different. He is looking at me like an idiot.
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Joonghyuk isn't unnerved when Felix refers to him. He wasn't quite in hiding, having allowed the populace to see him, but he isn't happy to receive the man's attention, either. Actually, he may seem a tinge annoyed by his overly familiar tone.
There's a moment of pause as he stands there, eyes lowered to the bouquet. ]
Purple is the color of luxury and royalty, if that is the message you wished to convey.
[ At least it isn't white. ]
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It is now, I suppose.
[and he presents the bouquet with a flourish to joonghyuk. surprise king]
Here, this is for you.
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are u allowed to hurt him
[maybe yjh can kidnap this guy and just stick him a room somewhere until the scenario is over... thoughts to be had]
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Does hurting someone fall into care for you?
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He doesn't accept it. ]
As your guard, I'm entitled to know your destination.
[ Spoken like a true king, or someone with a lot of ego. ]
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Felix does at least stop grinning, looking surprised instead. He rests the rejected bouquet on his shoulder, glancing up at this guy whose gaze feels decidedly un-guardlike. But maybe that's just because Felix is annoying,]
Does my guard have a name?
[case in point]
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Felix is annoying and unfortunately he has to see how far his patience can last. His dark gaze stays on him, even though it also takes in their surroundings. Any twitch different around them, any new swatch of color, Joonghyuk is watching.
While it doesn't matter if Felix knows his name, Joonghyuk believes he should be addressed with respect— ]
Kim Dokja.
[ Just kidding. ]
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Did you know, Dokja, that you are the tallest guard I've ever had? And I've had many guards.
[and then out of the shop, chatting away with the one person in this world who is currently forced to put up with him]
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He watches and follows, not saying a word. Even when Felix tries to start conversation, there is a pause before he answers... Like he's debating if this is worth the trouble. ]
What of it?
[ Joonghyuk doesn't think he's that tall. Tall, yes, but he has met taller... He is a small speck, but he is grateful to not be puny like a certain writer. ]
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And then Joonghyuk answers, even if it's a nothing answer to match Felix's nothing comment,]
'What of it'? [he shakes his head in mock-distress] Said like a man who's never had to reach for something on a high shelf.
[this is doubly stupid because felix is tall too, though not as tall as dokjahyuk]
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My duties as your bodyguard doesn't include reaching for items you can get yourself.
[ How unfriendly. ]
Now that you have your flowers, your destination.
[ You DODGED his question. ]
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I am heading to the house of a very special lady, who is dear to my heart.
[he said destination not details?]
But first, to the stables. Do you know how to ride?
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Yes, I do.
[ And if anything he thinks he has enough speed to race a regular horse. A cosmic horror horse, he isn't as sure about. ]
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That is unfortunate, as I only have the one. But perhaps you can ride behind me?
[how much more grating has his voice become]
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You can ride behind me.
[ Somehow, even more grating than both you and I could imagine. ]
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If you insist... Though I must warn you -- Camellia is a bit tricky to handle.
[his beloved horse... Camellia,]
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It's not a surprise you've found affinity with a troublesome horse.
[ Granted Joonghyuk would, too. Anyway, show him your horse. ]
Were there not others?
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That's quite a bold statement to make upon our first meeting.
[it is funny though because it's true... Felix will lead him to the stables so he can meet Camellia]
I only own Camellia, who in turns, owns my heart and soul. [camellia narrows her horse eyes in challenge at Yoo Joonghyuk.... felix reaches up to distract her with some pats] She's seen me at my worst, and I've raised her since she was a foal. Is she not the most beautiful creature you've ever seen?
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[ To varying degrees. They meet Camellia and she is a beautiful horse... Joonghyuk watches her carefully, eyes narrowing in turn, as Felix voices his horse girl ways.
Silence, but not cowed. Because Camellia is just a horse. ]
Her coat is well brushed.
[ A compliment. She is beautiful, but she's leering at him. ]
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That is all thanks to me, as she cares little about her own looks. A fact that you may relate to.
[since yoo joonghyuk is stunningly handsome but gives off the vibes of someone who doesn't care how handsome he looks... (hsy voice) damn protagonist]