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[bitemark]

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[maskreant]

I'm flattered that you think I'm capable of cheating the dating app system and would go so far for a good kick, but I had no hand in it.

You see? Both hands up. 🙌

[fellow]

Kurusu, you cannot convince me that this match is coincidental.
Nevermind that. You never answered my question.

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[maskreant]

Okay, it's fate.

[maskreant]

My friends put me up to it. Don't take it too seriously, please...

[fellow]

My curiosity stems that idea that you would need this app in the first place.
I would expect you would have people lining up to spend precious alone time with you.

[ ok, he may have been dated most-whatever according to the university's newpaper club, but that doesn't mean it carries any weight or has any bearings on his character as a whole. kurusu, however, with his natural charm and easy smile that curls at its corners like a mischievous cat—

kurusu is infuriatingly charismatic. he resents him for having that natural charisma where goro has to try very, very hard to keep his facade. ]

[maskreant]

[ ... How does he put this politely— ]

Are you jealous?

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[fellow]

[ read: 10:58pm. ]

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[fellow]

[ having ignored any attempts to get goro to talk in the last 24 hours, goro returns with a belated: ]

No.

[maskreant]

[ Oh, he didn’t expect Goro to respond back after earning his ire and being ignored for a whole day (rude). He was ready to put the topic aside and move on, but... Surprise surprise. Akira will try his best not to scare the other man off again. ]

We can always hang out. You only need to ask.

[fellow]

I don't need you to pity-date me, or whatever the hell that offer is.
I wasn't even meant to have this app, I saw your profile and was intrigued.
That's all.

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[maskreant]

I, Kurusu Akira, a master of the silver tongue, purveyor of the time honored arts, a man who defies expectations, entreat you swipe right. My talents include knowing the right thing to say at the most opportune time, and I am certain to leave your heart aflame.

My passions include brewing coffee, and wordsmithery (or puns, whichever you prefer).

I am certain to be a lover like no other.

[maskreant]

It’s kind of hard to take that as an answer considering you were trying to match up with someone.

[fellow]

I told you, Kurusu, this app suddenly appeared on my phone.
Not that I would be able to convince you at this point.
Believe what you will.

[maskreant]

Did the app also suddenly open up, start matchmaking, and forced you to message me?

[ Not accusing, but if he knows what exactly happened, then he can maybe connect the dots and talk to a certain techy gremlin. ]

don't look at me........

[fellow]

I can admit that curiosity got the better of me, and nothing more.
If you want to continue this conversation for whatever reason, text me on my cell number.

[ he's serious - goro deletes the app as soon as he exits and -

finds himself anticipating a text? ]

i am looking

[maskreant]

[ ... Akira blinks slowly as he looks at his phone. Goro is actually expecting him to continue the conversation? Via text this time? Something about it, whether perceived arrogance or cheekiness, makes Akira want to defy him.

So he refrains from texting for maybe an hour or two. It would be rude to ignore him for a whole day, despite how Akira is familiar with being at the end of that kind of treatment himself. Nevertheless, Akira isn’t like Goro. ]

Your profile is still up on the app.

[fellow]

[ goro just about chucks his phone when the text arrives. little shit. ]

And why were you looking, Kurusu?

[maskreant]

[ Pot calling the kettle black!!! ]

Just curious.

You chose a nice picture even though you didn’t really write a bio.

[fellow]

[ shhh. ]

Stop looking.

[maskreant]

But it’s right there? I need to properly check my match and all.

[fellow]

We couldn't be more opposite.
Certainly, even I can admit that you excel in ways in which will always be incomprehensible to me - therefore, I forever loathe you for it.

[ he "loathes" you. ]

Besides, I'm sure you have many more legitimate matches. Call it a glitch in the system and forget about this, Kurusu.

[maskreant]

[ ”Loathe” is an interesting word. He’s noticed the way Goro looks at him in short, masked instances. Sometimes he can discern the malice and envy in his eyes yet other times there’s an indescribable fire. He has always liked that look, even if it would bore holes into the back of his skull.

Once in a while, he wonders if Goro harbors anything else for him, but day by day Akira unravels the fault in his perception. It’s distorted—tinted. The truth is he wishes Goro would look at him that way.

“Loathe” is acceptable. ]

You’re making me sound more popular than I actually am.

Out of all the legitimate matches, I want to spend time with you.

[ Seldom does he ask for anything, but he’s adamant now. ]

[maskreant]

You as in Akechi Goro, in case it wasn’t clear.

[ Covering his bases and also making fun of him because... Akira may like him, but Goro is such a pain in the ass. ]

[fellow]

This humble act doesn't suit you.
And I'm not an idiot, Kurusu.

[ he restructures and rearranges the following texts in many ways before it's sent akira's way: ]

How exactly do you on intending to spend time with me?
It had better be somewhere worthwhile.

[maskreant]

[ Humble... Akira can't help but smile at that because he doesn't see this as humble at all. ]

Usually the one that messages first would pick the place, but...

[ God, he does enjoy just going to some strange places just to see Goro's reaction—like a maid cafe—but maybe he should pick something "worthwhile." Let him browse real quick. ]

Want to do an escape room?