[Sometimes you're just a trio of two lads who wear all the clothes and one lass who just wears her underwear. God bless.
Also stop look SOMETIMES YOU NEED THOSE EXTRA OUTFITS. Can't believe he's going to end up buying new things for these two to wear any time they're around, just because He Can and because he enjoys showering the people he cares for in gifts and nice things.
He also enjoys bullying them but he can sense that he narrowly avoided being PUNCHED, so he will behave... for now... Use Nier as a meatshield if he has to.....]
One should save proper compliments for when you've tried them on. However lovely a garment is, it's no good if it isn't comfortable.
[Did Japan in the 1600s have dressing rooms?? They do now, and he will promptly bundle various items away into their arms and gesture them in that direction.]
Please allow him to give you aid if necessary, as well-- [With a nod toward the shopkeep, who bows his head a little!] He has a very good eye for things.
[And also he can probably help them if they struggle to get anything on... THE AMOUNT OF TIES AND FOLDS AND SHIT IN THESE COMPLEXASS OUTFITS..... He can step in too but sometimes you gotta offer the professional option first and try not to flirt terribly with your funky timetraveling partners in public.]
[ Dressing rooms don't exist in NieR Replicant, but it doesn't take a genius to put two and two together from what Sakyou says and where he is ushering them. These two boys need to stop using each other as shields from her because she is equal opportunity puncher. Love does not save people from being punched or insulted. ]
Don't tell me what to do. I don't have to accept shit.
[ She accepts free material goods, but accepting compliments in the economy of great and deep self-loathing? You're out of your mind.
She glances at the shopkeeper. ]
He's not allowed near me.
[ She's firm about it even if she inevitably will need help. Does someone who wears so little know how to work intricate traditional clothing? Hell no.
But her comfort levels are already fraying at the edges and she doesn't want a stranger that close to her when she'll be that vulnerable.
In she goes to this 1600s Japanese dressing room that exists now. ]
[ Wow... Using Nier as a meatshield. To be honest, Nier would allow that because he wouldn't want Sakyou to get knocked the fuck out for complimenting Kainé. Of course, he tells the shopkeep in hopes that it doesn't color Kainé too poorly. ]
She's shy.
[ Nier says that, but he also doesn't like strangers touching him. He's just fortunately more domesticated. I actually rolled to see how well Nier will put on these new clothes and he got a 17, so he doesn't need that much more help! He comes out of the dressing room first and for the most part looks very put together except for some small details here.
He kind of keeps his arms hovering for Sakyou and the merchant to see? ]
I hope this doesn't look too strange on me.
[ Not that it matters much to him, but he doesn't want to draw too much attention on these Japanese streets. ]
looks back at the like 2 years its been broken and closes my eyes peaceably
[Nier please don't allow yourself to be used as a meatshield by a human who can tolerate more pain than demons.
The shopkeep, to his credit, is a very professional and courteous man! He does not seem bothered or offended by Kainé's abruptness, and simply nods as Nier tries to slide in with a save. Sakyou, in the meantime, is just standing there with that infuriating expression that most people would read as passive or neutral, but people who know him tend to be able to see the trace of gremlin energies in it.
ANYWAY!! Dealing with Nier first since he's domesticated and has good RNG rolls... Sakyou looks very impressed?! Honestly he probably did better than Sakyou did the first time his stupid ass had to put on fancy garb, god... He'll step forward to helpfully adjust some of the smaller bits that need a little extra help, while the shopkeep - who also looks hilariously impressed - gently moves out of the way.]
It suits you wonderfully. Don't you think he wears it very naturally, sir? Doesn't it accentuate him well?
[To which the shopkeep nods and makes some remark about the fit and material and best way to keep it clean on the dusty roads. Sakyou tunes out a bit there, gently smoothing his hands over Nier's shoulders when he's done with his adjustments and smiling sweetly... before abandoning him to this kindly old man's rambles and moving over to Kainé's 1600s dressing room instead.]
[ It's hard to be domesticated when most towns don't let you come in?
Not that Kainé cares about being domesticated at this point. She has enough, and that's all that matters.
Anyway, while Sakyou and Nier are being gay and before Sakyou becomes a compulsive heterosexual, Kainé struggles. I don't need to roll. She simply is not going to do well because these clothes are so pretty and beautiful and so many things she isn't used to.
There is a stretch of silence, a rustling of cloth. ]
[ Wow. Sakyou is off being heterosexual, so Nier is just here conversing with the shopkeeper! Just in general about his wares, the history behind them... His family, some very plain and common stuff.
[don't just let him be compulsory het like this YALL. Anyway he's not rude enough to just barge in when someone says "don't come in", but, after a beat:]
May I? I'll be able to help quite quickly, I give you my word.
[Fortunately that's one of many benefits of growing up in a noble household... You learn how to deal with 5000 intricate ties real fast.
He also glances over toward Nier like HELP even though Nier is also new to this type of clothing. It's fine, he has good rolls.]
[ Is it even being compulsory het when it's fixing clothes? Nothing about this is going to be romantic, probably.
There is a long silence. There may or may not be a mounting threatening aura like Kainé wants to exact some sort of violence or property damage, but then there is a rough but quiet: ]
Fine.
[ She may be tsun, but she's not in denial.
At the very least, she's not close to naked but she knows where none of the ties go. ]
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stares into the camera as dw eats all my notifs
Also stop look SOMETIMES YOU NEED THOSE EXTRA OUTFITS. Can't believe he's going to end up buying new things for these two to wear any time they're around, just because He Can and because he enjoys showering the people he cares for in gifts and nice things.
He also enjoys bullying them but he can sense that he narrowly avoided being PUNCHED, so he will behave... for now... Use Nier as a meatshield if he has to.....]
One should save proper compliments for when you've tried them on. However lovely a garment is, it's no good if it isn't comfortable.
[Did Japan in the 1600s have dressing rooms?? They do now, and he will promptly bundle various items away into their arms and gesture them in that direction.]
Please allow him to give you aid if necessary, as well-- [With a nod toward the shopkeep, who bows his head a little!] He has a very good eye for things.
[And also he can probably help them if they struggle to get anything on... THE AMOUNT OF TIES AND FOLDS AND SHIT IN THESE COMPLEXASS OUTFITS..... He can step in too but sometimes you gotta offer the professional option first and try not to flirt terribly with your funky timetraveling partners in public.]
no notif is safe in these trying times
Don't tell me what to do. I don't have to accept shit.
[ She accepts free material goods, but accepting compliments in the economy of great and deep self-loathing? You're out of your mind.
She glances at the shopkeeper. ]
He's not allowed near me.
[ She's firm about it even if she inevitably will need help. Does someone who wears so little know how to work intricate traditional clothing? Hell no.
But her comfort levels are already fraying at the edges and she doesn't want a stranger that close to her when she'll be that vulnerable.
In she goes to this 1600s Japanese dressing room that exists now. ]
imagine if dw fixed this
She's shy.
[ Nier says that, but he also doesn't like strangers touching him. He's just fortunately more domesticated. I actually rolled to see how well Nier will put on these new clothes and he got a 17, so he doesn't need that much more help! He comes out of the dressing room first and for the most part looks very put together except for some small details here.
He kind of keeps his arms hovering for Sakyou and the merchant to see? ]
I hope this doesn't look too strange on me.
[ Not that it matters much to him, but he doesn't want to draw too much attention on these Japanese streets. ]
looks back at the like 2 years its been broken and closes my eyes peaceably
The shopkeep, to his credit, is a very professional and courteous man! He does not seem bothered or offended by Kainé's abruptness, and simply nods as Nier tries to slide in with a save. Sakyou, in the meantime, is just standing there with that infuriating expression that most people would read as passive or neutral, but people who know him tend to be able to see the trace of gremlin energies in it.
ANYWAY!! Dealing with Nier first since he's domesticated and has good RNG rolls... Sakyou looks very impressed?! Honestly he probably did better than Sakyou did the first time his stupid ass had to put on fancy garb, god... He'll step forward to helpfully adjust some of the smaller bits that need a little extra help, while the shopkeep - who also looks hilariously impressed - gently moves out of the way.]
It suits you wonderfully. Don't you think he wears it very naturally, sir? Doesn't it accentuate him well?
[To which the shopkeep nods and makes some remark about the fit and material and best way to keep it clean on the dusty roads. Sakyou tunes out a bit there, gently smoothing his hands over Nier's shoulders when he's done with his adjustments and smiling sweetly... before abandoning him to this kindly old man's rambles and moving over to Kainé's 1600s dressing room instead.]
Do you need any help?
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Not that Kainé cares about being domesticated at this point. She has enough, and that's all that matters.
Anyway, while Sakyou and Nier are being gay and before Sakyou becomes a compulsive heterosexual, Kainé struggles. I don't need to roll. She simply is not going to do well because these clothes are so pretty and beautiful and so many things she isn't used to.
There is a stretch of silence, a rustling of cloth. ]
Don't come in.
[ She needs help. ]
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Good luck with Kainé. ]
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May I? I'll be able to help quite quickly, I give you my word.
[Fortunately that's one of many benefits of growing up in a noble household... You learn how to deal with 5000 intricate ties real fast.
He also glances over toward Nier like HELP even though Nier is also new to this type of clothing. It's fine, he has good rolls.]
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There is a long silence. There may or may not be a mounting threatening aura like Kainé wants to exact some sort of violence or property damage, but then there is a rough but quiet: ]
Fine.
[ She may be tsun, but she's not in denial.
At the very least, she's not close to naked but she knows where none of the ties go. ]