HOMOPHONIC PSL ✦ JUST ONE YESTERDAY

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[crucifer]

[ Vash can be cute... sometimes... it's usually when he's being sincerely sweet.

Wolfwood squirms like a dog at his sides being prodded. He may be plotting something back in active real time as Vash is sizing him up.

Wyd. ]

[piteous]

[ Oh, no. He senses the dark clouds of Plotting from this bundled body squirming in front of him. Normally, he thinks he can take Wolfwood on in a fight well enough, but he doesn't get the walk to his back as a safety measure. Being on the edge is a disadvantage!

He will. Wrap his arms around Wolfwood's waist, then rest his lips against his nape? Do not attack, pretty please? ]

[crucifer]

[ He freezes in place, still facing the wall and hoarding the blanket.

The offering is being considered... ]

[piteous]

[ Nuzzling nape... Nosing into his hairline... He's just a big puppy dog! Harmless!

What are we thinking? Will you spare him? Or is this a trap? ]

[crucifer]

[ Well, unless Vash decided to prank him anyway, this was going to be the plan:

which is that without warning, he turns right back over, halfway smothering Vash with said blanket. In getting the blanket out of the way and off his head, Wolfwood will snipe him with both hands cupping his jawline and a press of lips to the corner of his mouth, followed by a normal one on the lips.

Haha get punked idiot or something. ]

[piteous]

[ Vash thrashes about, thinking this is their usual roughhousing sessions, and right when he's about to wrestle Wolfwood down he gets assaulted... By kisses. His whole body seizes up, wound up tight from surprise, before it naturally relaxes. Leaning into it, he kisses back, then when they part for a breath... Uh...

He looks shocked. His expression is incredibly flabbergasted and stupid despite him reciprocating. ]

I was still going to tickle you.

[ The dissonance is real. He was scheming acts of violence on Wolfwood and was trying to lead him into a fake sense of security before he attacked, but he has received cute kisses instead.

He did not deserve kisses (funny, non-depreciating). ]

[crucifer]

[ Unfortunately, when they part, Vash will see that Wolfwood seems awfully pleased with himself. ]

After I was so sweet to you?

[ You would do this??? Hmmmm??? ]

[piteous]

[ !! THIS ISN'T RIGHT yet Vash's arms are loosely wrapped around his waist, comfy. ]

Sweet? You were scheming something!

[ Vash assumes Wolfwood was scheming. He doesn't know for sure, but he had a feeling and usually his gut is not wrong.

Unless it had to do with people. Sometimes he is a little too trusting, but he thinks he can afford to be charitable. This isn't that, though. ]

[crucifer]

Only guilty in tryin' to kiss you. Is that a crime? You takin' up a gig as some kinda sheriff now?

[ He's still shitty and way too pleased even as he travels his hands down more to over Vash's waist, drawing him in so he can't squirm away. If he hadn't bothered to get in a shave as soon as he tracked Vash down and took a shower, he would bully him on the spot with a bit of roughness. He grows fast but not that fast.

It is true... that maybe if Vash decided to attack him while still kissing the nape of his neck, he would've chosen attack. But Vash didn't so this was his choice of retaliation instead. ]

[piteous]

[ Rightfully, he doesn't trust Wolfwood right now. That man can attack at any moment and drawing him in by the waist is a sign. Vash doesn't squirm, doesn't writhe, he can't give away that his plans are still in motion. ]

You're under arrest!

[ And this is where those hands around Wolfwood's waist starts digging into his sides, fingertips feather light as they tickle tickle tickle tickle. He's an experienced tickler, by the way, as he has waged war against children of multiple generations.

While he did not win all of those battles, he survived them. That's a feat in itself. ]

[crucifer]

[ Well he did not actually have plans to crime Vash, he was pleased with himself for pulling the rug out from under him. But well help. Nobody has tickled him since his kid days and there was a lot of bad in-between those years. It doesn't trigger anything or whatever but he does not play that nice because he instinctively kicks kind of hard even though his mood is still playful. ]

Like hell I am!

[ HE WILL FIGHT TO GET YOU TO STOP TICKLING HIM WHICH INCLUDES SMOTHERING HIM WITH THE BLANKET AGAIN AND PRODDING VASH RIGHT BACK IN THE SIDE, don't fall out of the bed. ]

[piteous]

[ NOW THEY'RE JUST FIGHTING OVER TICKLING. ]

Running away from the law?! [ Then he gets kicked. ] Ow!! Hey!

[ Vash should be the very last person impersonating authority, honestly, with how he has taken up the mantle of outlaw against his will for years. Anyway, that comes muffled through the sheets that threaten to smother him. He instinctively knees the leg that kicked him, but doesn't relent on his tickle assault. Blanket covering his face or not, he doesn't need his eyes to TICKLE.

Let's see if mister ex-priest can give him a chuckle while wiggling away from Wolfwood's grubby paws. If he can find momentum and an opening, he's going to try to roll himself on top and force Wolfwood under him. ]

[crucifer]

I don't wanna hear that question from you!

[ Lbr it's only sometimes. Vash just actively RPing a big brute so people will go after him and not citizens.

He'll take the kick with grace but fight back. Rolls a 12, how do you do. ]

[piteous]

[ I ROLLED A 5... VASH FAILS IN TRYING TO TOUSLE WOLFWOOD DOWN. ]

MERCY!!

[crucifer]

[ WELL NOW HE'S JUST NOOGIE-ING VASH INTO THE BED I SUPPOSE ]

What's that?!

[ TRY AGAIN ]

[piteous]

[ Vash lets out an audible "aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh" as he's being noogied and the attempts at tickling comes to a halt. His hands come to take Wolfwood's wrists in attempts to stop him. This is actually a huge struggle. ]

I surrender!

[ HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY!!! ]

[crucifer]

[ He will let him off... sort of... by just leaving his entire weight on Vash. ]

I dunno that I believe you.

[ Maybe you're lying about surrendering to look for another opening, how about that. ]

[piteous]

So your safety measure is to put all your weight on me?

[ Wolfwood is HEAVY and NOT SOFT. Are his hands free if he lets go of Wolfwood's wrists?

...

He doesn't immediately go in for a tickle. Yet. ]

[crucifer]

No, it's my retaliation measure.

[ Aka his way to be annoying back right now. Sure, his hands can be free. ]

[piteous]

[ Gives him a flat look and he just starts tickling him again. ]

[crucifer]

[ Aims to crush him and trap his arms under his weight. ]

[piteous]

[ Wolfwood can do that, but he has to fight him for it. I actually rolled a twenty this time, but Vash will let it happen after a little violent struggle.

There's just silence as he's crushed. ]

So you are ticklish.

[crucifer]

[ 17 so he does put up a good one. ]

Does anyone like gettin' their body prodded like that?

[ Be real, everybody has some kind of reaction. ]

[piteous]

[ you are rolling well today or maybe I just roll poorly when it matters ]

Just admit it.

[ Vash skirts his hands back on Wolfwood's sides, but doesn't tickle yet. It's very threatening, though. Or as threatening getting tickled by Vash is. ]

[crucifer]

[ I usually roll worse OR it's specifically the numbers 15 and 17, nothing else. ]

I ain't gotta admit shit.

[ He, like Michel, feels the need to put on a brave face. He will not bend to this, even if he genuinely isn't a huge fan of tickling. His eyes are narrowed somewhat in wariness even as he's on top of Vash. ]