[ Thank you for saying he's cleaner than other men on the planet. He keeps himself trimmed and enjoys a nice shower.
It's cozy and he's close to asking for Wolfwood to help him up because his bones feel like jelly, but he hears the next couple of words and his eyes shoot open wide. Instantly, he feels sober? But then is hit with the muddled intoxication. Both at the same time. ]
... Like... Are you asking? Or... You're saying you're too tired for that.
[ Usually, he can read cues pretty well, but his alcohol-addled brain got hit with several messages at once. This is when he'd bully Wolfwood no matter what the message is, even picking the most embarrassing interpretation for fuel, but instead he feels like he's doing emotional calculus and he has to ask the teacher's aid for a hint. ]
[ The Catch-22. He can't say he was asking because he wasn't but how does he say that without sounding like some tsun asshole. Why does Vash do this to him. ]
I said I wanna go to bed! Just get up already, you said you were gonna brush your teeth.
[ YOU ASSHOLE, WHEN HE SAID KISS EARLIER, HE HAD MEANT WOLFWOOD WANTED LIKE... ANOTHER PECK, then it spiraled. Oh my god they are such a mess and it's dawning on Vash that they are both so fucking stupid.
He just shoots up onto his feet and goes to the bathroom to brush his teeth. Goodbye. ]
[ I think I forgot to mention he returned from brushing his teeth, but he RUSHES TO BRUSH HIS TEETH like he's scared Wolfwood is going to throttle him over something so simple.
[ He will give Wolfwood a couple of old photos he can look at. They range from aged based on the texture and color. Of course Vash looks the same across all of them, but there is a progression. Some are not familiar to Wolfwood at all, then some do just a bit if he met them when they're younger. They're grown adults now, though.
Younger Luida is also here and there and stinky baby Bradd in diapers makes a funny cameo in the photos. ]
[ He's back, mouthwashed. He's running a hand through his fringe, ends a little bit wet like he probably washed his face quick with just water while he was there. He takes a picture and looks at them. ]
Wow, it's your baby photos. Wait, is that Brad as a snot-nosed brat?
[ Vash goes quiet, squinting, because he isn't a baby in any of these except for like one where he definitely looks like a teenager barely hitting adulthood. Still relatively tall, though.
Anyway, THEY CAN FOCUS IN ON BRAD'S PHOTOS. LOOK AT HIM... DROOLING... AND SNOTTY. ]
It suuuure is! I wonder if he's born with that hairstyle?
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It's cozy and he's close to asking for Wolfwood to help him up because his bones feel like jelly, but he hears the next couple of words and his eyes shoot open wide. Instantly, he feels sober? But then is hit with the muddled intoxication. Both at the same time. ]
... Like... Are you asking? Or... You're saying you're too tired for that.
[ Usually, he can read cues pretty well, but his alcohol-addled brain got hit with several messages at once. This is when he'd bully Wolfwood no matter what the message is, even picking the most embarrassing interpretation for fuel, but instead he feels like he's doing emotional calculus and he has to ask the teacher's aid for a hint. ]
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I said I wanna go to bed! Just get up already, you said you were gonna brush your teeth.
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He just shoots up onto his feet and goes to the bathroom to brush his teeth. Goodbye. ]
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Anyway, wolfwood_sitting.png ]
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You... Going to lie down and sleep? Or...
[ FUCKING WEIRDO. ]
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What will Wolfwood be doing when he's done? ]
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Just kidding, he's going to idly look through some old photographs that were in his desk drawer. ]
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[ He will give Wolfwood a couple of old photos he can look at. They range from aged based on the texture and color. Of course Vash looks the same across all of them, but there is a progression. Some are not familiar to Wolfwood at all, then some do just a bit if he met them when they're younger. They're grown adults now, though.
Younger Luida is also here and there and stinky baby Bradd in diapers makes a funny cameo in the photos. ]
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Wow, it's your baby photos. Wait, is that Brad as a snot-nosed brat?
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Anyway, THEY CAN FOCUS IN ON BRAD'S PHOTOS. LOOK AT HIM... DROOLING... AND SNOTTY. ]
It suuuure is! I wonder if he's born with that hairstyle?
[ The baby has a pompadour now. ]
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Seriously?
[ Who pompadoured this toddler? ]
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It doesn't look natural to you?