CROSS-CANON DOUBLE DATE OF THE MULTIVERSE

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Comments

[ohthehumanities]

Really? They traveled all the way from another world and you can't spare half an hour in the kitchen? [:/ Alhaitham your single bachelor habits are showing]

[diffract]

I don't recall ever agreeing to cook for your guests in our discussions about their visit.

[ if they did, he would have outright said no or "i'll consider it but the additional ingredients will cost you". these are your friends not his!! ]

[ohthehumanities]

It's your turn to make dinner anyway! All you have to do is double the ingredients!

[diffract]

What difference would there be in my cooking versus going to the tavern? You still haven't given me a compelling reason to do so.

[ohthehumanities]

Engaging in a social experiment to see what it's like to be a nice, gracious host for once in your life?

[diffract]

[ you lost him at "social" ]

No thanks. I'm not interested.

[ohthehumanities]

[ughhhHHHHHHHH]

Fine, but you're paying.

[diffract]

We should get going before it gets busy.

[ohthehumanities]

YOU'RE PAYING.

[DON'T JUST IGNORE WHAT HE SAID HE KNOWS YOUR TRICKS]

[diffract]

[ goes back to talking to vash ]

[ohthehumanities]

Alhaitham!

[ANGRY ANEMO SLIME NOISES]