[ I am going to assume that Kaveh invited them over and thanks to whatever freaky genshin descender shit and trigun space dimension warping got them here! Wolfwood and Vash arrived sometime earlier with their luggage (packing light, just a large duffel-sized bag for both of them), now hanging around in the living room area of Alhaitham's humble home while the man is likely just about to come home from his temporary grand sage duties.
Do they even have a living room? Or do they only have studies and libraries in this nerd house? Anyway, Wolfwood and Vash are chilling on a couch together, sitting like two dudes would, likely. I can only speak for Vash who is at least taking less space with legs crossed, but an arm hangs wide over the sofa's backrest which defeats that entirely. They're just two black dogs on a couch. ]
Nice digs, Kaveh! You guys even have a kitchen.
[ god ]
Do they even have a living room? Or do they only have studies and libraries in this nerd house? Anyway, Wolfwood and Vash are chilling on a couch together, sitting like two dudes would, likely. I can only speak for Vash who is at least taking less space with legs crossed, but an arm hangs wide over the sofa's backrest which defeats that entirely. They're just two black dogs on a couch. ]
Nice digs, Kaveh! You guys even have a kitchen.
[ god ]
[The convenience of being some dudes with canonical interstellar travel, amazing.
Anyway, yes, Kaveh invited them over, he absolutely calls and texts them all the time because he would rather seem needy and annoying and know they're ALIVE than give in to social anxiety and just never hear from them again. He's too glad to see them to even bother sneaking back into the house, so the NPC lady who constantly sweeps outside is going to know that he lives here now, but he will just have to deal with that... (She already knew this)
Alhaitham's house certainly wasn't included in any of the VR Room simulations he showed either of them, so it'll be new to both of them--but there's no shortage of places to sit and stuff to look at, at least. Even though this is absolutely a nerd house for nerds. Who needs this many books?! There's a library like 20 feet away. But at least there are other things too, like instruments and cards with colorful dice and... random, out-of-place, ugly and odd-looking trinkets? Why.]
It's the trade-off for having to pay for food again, unfortunately. [But his tone is light as he heads over towards said kitchen!!] Can I get you something to drink? Tea, wine? I picked up some fresh Zaytun Peaches yesterday, if you'd rather something sweet.
Anyway, yes, Kaveh invited them over, he absolutely calls and texts them all the time because he would rather seem needy and annoying and know they're ALIVE than give in to social anxiety and just never hear from them again. He's too glad to see them to even bother sneaking back into the house, so the NPC lady who constantly sweeps outside is going to know that he lives here now, but he will just have to deal with that... (She already knew this)
Alhaitham's house certainly wasn't included in any of the VR Room simulations he showed either of them, so it'll be new to both of them--but there's no shortage of places to sit and stuff to look at, at least. Even though this is absolutely a nerd house for nerds. Who needs this many books?! There's a library like 20 feet away. But at least there are other things too, like instruments and cards with colorful dice and... random, out-of-place, ugly and odd-looking trinkets? Why.]
It's the trade-off for having to pay for food again, unfortunately. [But his tone is light as he heads over towards said kitchen!!] Can I get you something to drink? Tea, wine? I picked up some fresh Zaytun Peaches yesterday, if you'd rather something sweet.
[ This place... is so big. Wolfwood is comfortably squashed on the couch with Vash, expression straight as they just wait. He is not smoking because he is being somewhat polite since Genshin universe seems a bit more strict about it than some mega-sandy boonies.
It's so very green and bright in here, and No Man's Land is only one of those things. ]
Didn't know the place you were stayin' was this huge.
[ Rich people... ]
It's so very green and bright in here, and No Man's Land is only one of those things. ]
Didn't know the place you were stayin' was this huge.
[ Rich people... ]
True... Free food was nice, but I do like cooking.
[ Surprise.
Vash has no idea of Kaveh's sneaking into the house escapades... So he can't needle him about it. Turning around on the sofa, he watches Kaveh head into the kitchen. Big blue puppy dog eyes are happening. ]
Some wine sounds good! And some water. [ So these desert hooligans don't get dehydrated. ] Are Zaytun Peaches different from regular peaches?
[ Surprise.
Vash has no idea of Kaveh's sneaking into the house escapades... So he can't needle him about it. Turning around on the sofa, he watches Kaveh head into the kitchen. Big blue puppy dog eyes are happening. ]
Some wine sounds good! And some water. [ So these desert hooligans don't get dehydrated. ] Are Zaytun Peaches different from regular peaches?
[ at some point mid-conversation, there will be the scratching against the lock of the front door, then a click, then a creak as the door comes open and closed. alhaitham walks inside with a small stack of books held against his hip, though he quickly comes to a halt as he considers the living room—and the strangers lounging on the divans. ]
... Right. [ he sets the small stack of books on one of the benches near the door, because that's where books go, of course. into the living room he goes. ] Kaveh said his guests would be arriving today.
... Right. [ he sets the small stack of books on one of the benches near the door, because that's where books go, of course. into the living room he goes. ] Kaveh said his guests would be arriving today.
[ Vash rudely POINTS at the new addition to the hangout— ]
It's that dude from your memory! [ Kaveh's memory. ] The one where you picked up the diadem!
[ This may be too telling of Vash's knowledge of the other man... Only stories from Kaveh about how annoying he is, then also their broken friendship, yet nothing else. There's some surprise because he didn't expect to recognize Alhaitham at all. ]
It's that dude from your memory! [ Kaveh's memory. ] The one where you picked up the diadem!
[ This may be too telling of Vash's knowledge of the other man... Only stories from Kaveh about how annoying he is, then also their broken friendship, yet nothing else. There's some surprise because he didn't expect to recognize Alhaitham at all. ]
Trust me, it's not nearly big enough when your housemate is insufferable.
[AND SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, there he is.]
[AND SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, there he is.]
I'd offer to send you back with some recipes, but I'm not sure how well they'd translate in terms of ingredients...
[Can plants grow stuff from other worlds???? Even if they can, they probably shouldn't be used for exotic delicacies...
But he will gladly get some water and wine for all of them! And he looks thoughtful at the question as he returns with some goblets and such.] I'm not sure... what would you consider a regular peach?
[Can plants grow stuff from other worlds???? Even if they can, they probably shouldn't be used for exotic delicacies...
But he will gladly get some water and wine for all of them! And he looks thoughtful at the question as he returns with some goblets and such.] I'm not sure... what would you consider a regular peach?
[HE'S HERE... THE MAN HIMSELF. Wouldn't it be funny if this wasn't Alhaitham's house and Kaveh was equally surprised. But no, he just glances over and goes back to putting stuff on the table.]
Finally escaped the shackles of employment, I see.
Finally escaped the shackles of employment, I see.
[ He stops pointing not because it's rude, but because it's a weird pose to hold for too long. Sometimes, you're old and incorrigible to a fault, disrespectful and free.
That hand offers a small wave, though, undeterred by Alhaitham's steel countenance. ]
I'm Vash, Kaveh's friend.
That hand offers a small wave, though, undeterred by Alhaitham's steel countenance. ]
I'm Vash, Kaveh's friend.
[ Unlike Vash, Wolfwood does not point and go 'WHO'S THAT POKEMON'. So hello. He's just sat here on the couch and turns to look at the guy who enters. ]
You must be the guy he's been talking about so much.
[ He also remembers you from a memshare. What's it like to be so famous. ]
You must be the guy he's been talking about so much.
[ He also remembers you from a memshare. What's it like to be so famous. ]
I'm sure we can figure it out! If we stay anywhere with a kitchen... Not all inns are open to letting us use theirs. For ingredients, things are a little better as of late thanks to some technological advancements.
[ Right of them. They're two freaks, after all. Some towns have their own agriculture thanks to plants, okay? And now with genshin technology that Lowe and I shoehorned into our continuity.
Goblet. Fancy. He will wait for wine to be poured, but at least pours the water. ]
... A peach...?
[ a peach is a peach ]
[ Right of them. They're two freaks, after all. Some towns have their own agriculture thanks to plants, okay? And now with genshin technology that Lowe and I shoehorned into our continuity.
Goblet. Fancy. He will wait for wine to be poured, but at least pours the water. ]
... A peach...?
[ a peach is a peach ]
Easy to say when you're never at your desk in the first place!
[Mr. "You can catch me during my office hours, just kidding no you can't"]
[Mr. "You can catch me during my office hours, just kidding no you can't"]
I'm an architect! I don't work for free! [Sometimes he does]


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