CROSS-CANON DOUBLE DATE OF THE MULTIVERSE

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[piteous]

He seems like that type.

[ Vash assigns Kaveh a good host only because he seems like one. ]

I'm not going to get in the way of a chef in his kitchen, but helping won't hurt! We would just be sitting around, anyway.

[ There's no promise, but in general Vash doesn't mind doing some work around the place as they're guests. ]

[diffract]

I wouldn't say I'm a chef, and I have no preference on whether or not I receive help so long as there's space to move about the kitchen.

[ still. ]

My only preference is to minimize effort while still producing maximum results. The Tavern rarely ever disappoints. If you have no other objections, it's only a short walk. You're free to finish your glass, if you'd prefer.

[ohthehumanities]

[In the background where Alhaitham cannot see him, Kaveh rolls his eyes and mouths "~my only preference is to minimize effort while still producing maximum results~" with a mocking expression]

[piteous]

[ Just gives him a knowing smile... He understands now, he understands. ]

[piteous]

Uh... Sure. Wolfwood and I are pretty good with our knifework. We're used to not having a lot of money on us, so we can't afford to waste food, either.

[ Vash can see what Kaveh has been complaining about, but so far he just thinks Alhaitham is funny. It's like when you visit a place and think you love it, but you only love it because you're vacationing. ANYWAY. ]

If it's okay, sure! We'll pay you guys back when we can, or if there are any errands you want us to run we're your guys.

[ Watch him down this whole glass right now. ]

[diffract]

Although we won't be taking you up on that offer, it's appreciated.

[ imagine living with this every day.... i would be kaveh and want to strangle him too ]

[piteous]

[ he hasn't seen alhaitham at his worst yet so he thinks this is all fine and dandy ]