CROSS-CANON DOUBLE DATE OF THE MULTIVERSE

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[ohthehumanities]

[He couldn't do that because he and Alhaitham have matching idle animations about house keys. Also something something morals something something "sets himself on fire to keep others warm" yadda yadda.]

I'll invite you both as soon as it's ready. Then I'll be able to show you real hospitality, without anyone dragging down the evening.

[Alhaitham hasn't even done anything besides refuse to cook]

[piteous]

Don't get too lonely, Kaveh.

[ Just saying this because Vash likes... Company, despite trying to ditch Wolfwood for half of their time together. ]

[ohthehumanities]

Oh, don't worry. I'll finally be able to resurrect my social life once I have my own place again.

[Sometimes you believe that nobody knows where you live even though everyone knows where you live because you drunkenly talk about it in public all the time]

[piteous]

... I didn't know it was suffering right now?

[ HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT WOULD BE SUFFERING... ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP IN THIS HOUSE, NO? ]

[ohthehumanities]

Well, you know... it's nice to invite people over sometimes. But I can't do that here.

[Because then people will KNOW WHERE HE LIVES]

[piteous]

[ Vash looks at Alhaitham and thinks to himself that he seems like a guy that would be fine with just staying in his room while Kaveh has friends over, but. Maybe he shouldn't say anything. Kaveh knows himself best. ]

... Right.

[diffract]

[ he'd probably tell kaveh to have friends over when he's not home, and if anything gets messed up or broken it's on kaveh's dime. he doesn't care otherwise (there's also a library that shouldn't be touched but kaveh knows that)

everyone knows that they live together anyway ]

[ohthehumanities]

[Yeah but then everyone would know that Kaveh lives in ALHAITHAM'S HOUSE which is TOP SECRET INFORMATION* and would RUIN HIS REPUTATION




*citation needed]

Don't worry, though, it's not a priority at the moment. Nahida's kept me busy out in the desert anyway.

[They invented IKEA but better]

[piteous]

Your big project, right? Tell me about it over a meal.

[ He is curious about better ikea... instead of blahaj's what do you guys have? ]

[ohthehumanities]

[The way my brain looked at this icon expression and half expected him to be fucking bald]

[crucifer]

With that tone, you might be the hostile one.

[ If he didn't already know, and also if Alhaitham wasn't seemingly the most chill person on the planet about it, he'd think this is the most belligerent roommate set-up ever. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[Wolfwood like "damn I see Kaveh is the one that sucks actually"

Kaveh just puts his hands on his hips and makes a little hmph sound.]

It's just honesty! Besides, mark my words, we won't get through this evening without him criticizing me in some way. [HE'S JUST PREEMPTIVELY LASHING OUT.]

[crucifer]

Blink twice if you need help.

[ Dully, but also honestly. A little amused. Kaveh's struggle of Alhaitham being his friend but also apparently insufferable... do you like him or not...... ]

[ohthehumanities]

[AIN'T THAT THE QUESTION. But yeah Kaveh's a damn clown. I think about how the Traveler just makes this expression about his ranting

At least that makes Kaveh laugh a little, though it's more of a hah than anything.]

It's fine, I've grown used to it. He's always been this way.

[crucifer]

And so have you, sounds like.

[ Since Alhaitham seems to be. Like. Okay with all of this too. The repressed homosexuality goes both ways. ]

[ohthehumanities]

[Yeah Kaveh was so soft and depressed all throughout the murdergame but in better circumstances he can be a spirited spoiled brat who needles Alhaitham 7 times out of 10 (in comparison to Alhaitham's 9 times out of 10).]

Is that a jab at my personality? [BULLY? IN HIS OWN HOME?]