[ Man... Your marriage has problems in the actual relationship itself and some other intrinsic stuff, but Vash knows when not to butt in too much. Until he sees Kaveh break down himself, he has to trust the man can take care of himself even if he has trouble sleeping proper amount of hours.
... Not that Vash can judge. He has pushed himself to his limits before, but he isn't human. Anyway, pat pat pat. ]
Wolfwood and I can visit Shenhe and Nahri on our time unless you want to come along, so let's focus on us here!
[LISTEN maybe they'll swing by the library after the tavern and Kaveh will proudly point out all the Akademiya students pulling all-nighters and go SEE LOOK NORMAL BEHAVIOR even though he's the only person in his immediate friend group who does this and is also a full-grown adult.]
Alright, if that's what you prefer. [Sumeru's big enough that they certainly won't get to every single corner of it unless Vash and Wolfwood stay for like, months, so it's fine.] Oh--remember those large mushrooms? The ones you can jump on? We can go see those--ah, I just remembered, I'll have to get you two some wind gliders as well!
[Kaveh doesn't know that Vash can technically fly but even if he did it's funnier to picture them gliding around like Genshins]
[ And Vash will... Again... Point out to Kaveh that is not normal. He tilts his head, making the assumptions on wind gliders. Sure, he has flown before, then there's also the wings bit, too, but neither of those are like wind gliders.
Plus, he has no power, so no wings. ]
I don't know how comfortable Wolfwood will be with a wind glider. That's gonna be funny.
Also not Vash immediately looking forward to this HELP. Unfortunately for Wolfwood, Kaveh will take Vash's side in almost anything on any day.]
It's either that, or one of us carries him. [And he assumes it would be Vash, which would also be hilarious. Wolfwood the skrunkly, tenderly princess-carried across a ravine by his paramour...]
[ It's mostly about Alhaitham, isn't it. Why won't Kaveh just trust his intuition? He can do calculus. Even though Kaveh is posing a hypothetical, Vash's expression deflates, wry and unwilling.
This is also a joke, a simple display. Sometimes, you are hammy for the fun of it. ]
Oh, he's heavy.
[ Says Vash who can carry the punisher without a problem. ]
[Nah, for once it's not actually about Alhaitham. Kaveh is just a ridiculous workaholic with poor self-care habits... if anything, Alhaitham is the only one tethering Kaveh to some semblance of a healthy routine. Will Kaveh ever realize he's married? Unclear. For now, he's just happy to joke around with Vash like this, relaxed and playful in a way that was so incredibly rare to see during the game.]
You can borrow Mehrak, if you'd like. It's back to full functionality. [Imagine if Vash had the power to levitate Wolfwood with a suitcase]
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... Not that Vash can judge. He has pushed himself to his limits before, but he isn't human. Anyway, pat pat pat. ]
Wolfwood and I can visit Shenhe and Nahri on our time unless you want to come along, so let's focus on us here!
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Alright, if that's what you prefer. [Sumeru's big enough that they certainly won't get to every single corner of it unless Vash and Wolfwood stay for like, months, so it's fine.] Oh--remember those large mushrooms? The ones you can jump on? We can go see those--ah, I just remembered, I'll have to get you two some wind gliders as well!
[Kaveh doesn't know that Vash can technically fly but even if he did it's funnier to picture them gliding around like Genshins]
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Plus, he has no power, so no wings. ]
I don't know how comfortable Wolfwood will be with a wind glider. That's gonna be funny.
[ SNICKERING, MISCHEIVOUSLY ]
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Also not Vash immediately looking forward to this HELP. Unfortunately for Wolfwood, Kaveh will take Vash's side in almost anything on any day.]
It's either that, or one of us carries him. [And he assumes it would be Vash, which would also be hilarious. Wolfwood the skrunkly, tenderly princess-carried across a ravine by his paramour...]
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This is also a joke, a simple display. Sometimes, you are hammy for the fun of it. ]
Oh, he's heavy.
[ Says Vash who can carry the punisher without a problem. ]
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You can borrow Mehrak, if you'd like. It's back to full functionality. [Imagine if Vash had the power to levitate Wolfwood with a suitcase]