This boring place? Absolutely not. I've barely managed to salvage the interior, no thanks to him. [ALHAITHAM.] It was already built while I was in school, anyway. Most of the buildings in the city were, which is why they're all so standardized.
[SOMETIMES you're spoiled by living in a beautiful place... Kaveh would despise 21st century architectural trends tbh.]
Give me some credit, I know the standards are different. But this place was built with Akademiya resources, so I'm not inclined to give them leeway. Though, granted, it was intended as a research center...
[He talks big but actually he's extremely Customer Service Friendly up until a client pisses him off and then he's like "I'll kill you and feed these 17 revisions to your corpse"]
In a way, I suppose. The clients who hire me tell me their project budgets, and then I allocate the funds as needed--part of that money goes towards paying the laborers. I couldn't survive if I didn't put some money aside for myself.
[Would he work for free if he could. Yeah. But he DOESN'T... all the time...]
[He couldn't do that because he and Alhaitham have matching idle animations about house keys. Also something something morals something something "sets himself on fire to keep others warm" yadda yadda.]
I'll invite you both as soon as it's ready. Then I'll be able to show you real hospitality, without anyone dragging down the evening.
[Alhaitham hasn't even done anything besides refuse to cook]
Oh, don't worry. I'll finally be able to resurrect my social life once I have my own place again.
[Sometimes you believe that nobody knows where you live even though everyone knows where you live because you drunkenly talk about it in public all the time]
[ Vash looks at Alhaitham and thinks to himself that he seems like a guy that would be fine with just staying in his room while Kaveh has friends over, but. Maybe he shouldn't say anything. Kaveh knows himself best. ]
[ If he didn't already know, and also if Alhaitham wasn't seemingly the most chill person on the planet about it, he'd think this is the most belligerent roommate set-up ever. ]
[Wolfwood like "damn I see Kaveh is the one that sucks actually"
Kaveh just puts his hands on his hips and makes a little hmph sound.]
It's just honesty! Besides, mark my words, we won't get through this evening without him criticizing me in some way. [HE'S JUST PREEMPTIVELY LASHING OUT.]
[ Dully, but also honestly. A little amused. Kaveh's struggle of Alhaitham being his friend but also apparently insufferable... do you like him or not...... ]
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If this is borin' to you then I don't wanna see what's gaudy.
Think a cheap motel on No Man's Land would just shock you dead on the spot.
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Give me some credit, I know the standards are different. But this place was built with Akademiya resources, so I'm not inclined to give them leeway. Though, granted, it was intended as a research center...
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[Okay now he's being a brat on purpose]
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'Sides, it depends. Some employers hate someone who'll mouth off.
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[He talks big but actually he's extremely Customer Service Friendly up until a client pisses him off and then he's like "I'll kill you and feed these 17 revisions to your corpse"]
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You pay yourself...?
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[Would he work for free if he could. Yeah. But he DOESN'T... all the time...]
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[ He doesn't have a problem with this business model really. ]
You ever gonna get your own place?
[ Not that he expects Kaveh to, just curious about his future goals and also his savings. ]
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Of course. [IMMEDIATELY.] As soon as I can. I was going to use the money from the Championship to move out, but... well, you saw.
[The memory of Kaveh saying FUCK YOU RICH BASTARD USE YOUR MONEY TO HELP PEOPLE to Mr. Nihilist ghost]
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You really turned all that down, huh.
[ YOU COULD'VE TAKEN THE MONEY STILL, BOUGHT YOURSELF A PLACE, AND THEN DONATED THE REST TO CHARITY KAVEH. Your Genshin writing. ]
Well, good luck. At least you got all the space in the world.
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I'll invite you both as soon as it's ready. Then I'll be able to show you real hospitality, without anyone dragging down the evening.
[Alhaitham hasn't even done anything besides refuse to cook]
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[ Just saying this because Vash likes... Company, despite trying to ditch Wolfwood for half of their time together. ]
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[Sometimes you believe that nobody knows where you live even though everyone knows where you live because you drunkenly talk about it in public all the time]
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[ HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT WOULD BE SUFFERING... ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP IN THIS HOUSE, NO? ]
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[Because then people will KNOW WHERE HE LIVES]
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... Right.
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[ If he didn't already know, and also if Alhaitham wasn't seemingly the most chill person on the planet about it, he'd think this is the most belligerent roommate set-up ever. ]
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Kaveh just puts his hands on his hips and makes a little hmph sound.]
It's just honesty! Besides, mark my words, we won't get through this evening without him criticizing me in some way. [HE'S JUST PREEMPTIVELY LASHING OUT.]
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[ Dully, but also honestly. A little amused. Kaveh's struggle of Alhaitham being his friend but also apparently insufferable... do you like him or not...... ]
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At least that makes Kaveh laugh a little, though it's more of a hah than anything.]
It's fine, I've grown used to it. He's always been this way.
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[ Since Alhaitham seems to be. Like. Okay with all of this too. The repressed homosexuality goes both ways. ]
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